Who wrote this? Dennis Miller?

Tony Ward

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I saw this post on another board and couldn't resist:

In Reply to: lance posted by under pressure on August 09, 19100 at 18:16:15:

Me too. Being egotistical is one thing if you have the brains and resources to accomplish something good. This would only make you obnoxious and disliked but perhaps successful.

Lance on the other hand is egotistical, greedy, untrustworthy, dishonest, and moronic, with just enough savvy to sucker some innocent and otherwise astute people into his sham franchise gimmick.

I heard someone else say that he had the opportunity to do something great with a seemingly good idea but he let this ridiculous Napolean complex (stemming from perhaps a small wee-wee) ruin his reputation and a few people's lives.

If you are very succesful in whatever you do then chances are you will have stepped on some toes and not everyone will agree with you or even necessarily like you. Lance on the other hand thinks that to be successful you must totally piss off everyone you meet. Some roads less travelled are less travelled for a reason. Not everyone is willing to take the steep and rocky path towards becoming a successful entrepreneur and those that choose this path and make it are the heroes, but there is another path that is also less travelled and that is the one towards becoming a total turd. Lance thinks these two are the same path.

Believe it or not, it is possible to become successful, wealthy, and happy while helping others do the same and making many lifelong friends along the way. This silly "take no prisoners" mentality lost its popularity with Attila the Hun. Lance should have embraced the philosophies of "How to Win Friends and Influence People" instead of "How to Win Through Intimidation".

What a goofball.



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Shiner

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Yes, my previous post was in
referral to "The GREAT Lance
Wnslow" and the various news
articles concerning him and his
bogus company, but more important,
his claims of providing potential
franchisees with a "Turn-Key"
business with a substantial
"Existing Customer Base" and the
false (in most cases) financial
projection of a $125.000.00 income
the first year out....(That is,
after making a $50-$60.000.00
initial investment.)

My main point was that the numbers
dont ad up from the "Git-Go". Not
at $7.00 per carwash ! And you
MIGHT even be able to pull it off
if you were to concentrate on
nothing but washing cars and not
chasing "Small Time" detailers
around, trying to steal their
business, which leads me to my
next point.....

I understand now, more fully, why
it was so important for the CWG's
/ Lance to steal clients from and
generally run out of business, the
small time detailers as well as
lie about landing many of the top
(lucrative) "Fleet-Wash"
accounts.....

Since he was selling franchises
with an "Existing Customer Base"
that did NOT exist, it was / is
necessary (and much easier)for him
to send his "Blitz" team in and
make it APPEAR as though it was
so.

Why bother going to all the
trouble of finding people who want
their cars washed and who are
wlling to pay for it when you can
find a small time detailer with an
existing customer base, fallow him
around for a couple of weeks, find
out where all his customers are
and what they are paying, then
when nobody's looking, the day
before the detailer (the guy who
actually busted his hump to get /
keep these accounts to support his
family) is supposed to show up to
do the cars, show up and dazzle
the other guys clients with your
fancy yellow trucks and
"Photographic Evidence" to
convince them (IOW "Talk ####"
about) what a "Scum-Bag" the
original detailer is, and as if
THAT is not enough, now you can
Under-Cut the poor guys prices by
1/2 or even 2/3....Offer to wash
all the cars on the lot for FREE
for a month...OR...(and I kid you
not)....Offer to actually PAY
$1.00 per car for the privelidge
to wash them....And continue on
like this untill the guy is
finally run out of business !

But WAIT....It gets even BETTER
!!!

You are not quite through with the
guy yet....You continue to keep
track of him, and if / when he
moves to another town, he is put
on your "Seek & Destroy" list, and
you do the same thing to him all
over.

Why NOT ? Its a PERFECT set up !

You know the guy busted his tail
and went out and got himself some
business before...Why not let him
do it again ? Hell, why kill
yourself ? Why not let HIM do ALL
the WORK ! Then you can once again
swoop down with your "Blitz" team
and once again substantially
undercut his prices and take his
business.

One guy they did this to had a
heart attack and died, and
although its impossible to say if
the CWG's actually had anything to
do with that, they were
absoloutely "GIDDY", like little
school girls at the mere notion
that it might have been the CWG's
that drove him to his death !

Another guy, they found out (from
a IDIOT employee at a Pharmacy
that they were washing a car for)
that he was taking Prozac (Hey, we
ALL get depressed...some of us
more than others) and twisted it
around that he had a serious
"Drug" problem, may in fact be
suicidal, and well...You just cant
trust your car to a guy like this
because after all, ya just NEVER
know what one of these "Sick Drug
Addicts" are gonna do !

Meanwhile, back at the ranch......

You have all these potential
Franchisees thinking they are
buying a "Turn-Key" business with
a "Existing" customer
base.....That is untill the
(stupid) franchisee wakes up (if
ever) and realizes...."Hey, I paid
over $60.000.00 to wash cars for
FREE" LOL !!!....OR...maybe the
franchisee develops a
consience...OR...All his customers
finally realize what "Horses
Asses" the CWG's are, and there is
NO WAY they can (in the long run)
"Deliver" on any of their
promises.

I know what some say about not
paying attention to what the
"Other" guy is doing, and I agree
to an extent, but I VERY much
think Lance Winslow (AKA-The
backside of a certain part of the
human anatomy) is the exception to
the rule. He's gives the Mobile
Carwash / Detail / Pressure Wash
business a bad name at a time when
we are just starting to "Get It
Together", at least as far as
"Standards & Practices" are
concerned etc.

He (Lance) had a chance to do
somthing great, and the sad part
is that the company he started
would've been better off without
one major thing....HIM !

Anyway.....

Thats just my "Bitch" for the day,
and as Dennis Miller would
say...."Look, I dont wanna get off
on a RANT here"....

Chris Mc 3

PS : In the words of "You Know
Who".....Remember....TAKE NO
PRISONERS !!! LOL <g>

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